You’re really gonna send me some precious, precious cardboard? I’m…I’m so touched. This really means a lot to me. I will hug them and squeeze them and call them…whatever their names are, BECAUSE THAT’S THE POLITE AND PROPER THING TO–ahem. I mean, uh…

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…okay, I won’t squeeze them.

No promises on the hugging, though.

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